Ho

...ly Shit!!

Did you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day ?!?!?!?!?!

Squirrels

Today I fed one. Out of my hand. Turns out, squirrels flip for grapes. But check this - it systematically removed the grape peel and then ate the pulp! I fed the little guy three grapes, and all of them the same. Try it.

Heh

I faked my bosses hand-writing so well that it fooled my boss.

cellphones

...make us unnecessarily in touch with people, and ridiculously reliant on hearing from people, cause its so damn 'easy'.

and then one night you send someone a text to see if they are ok - but their phone is off, or the battery died, or they didn't know it was on silent instead of vibrate, or whatever the hell. and you wonder if they are in a ditch somewhere. or jail. but in the good ole days, you woulda assumed they were home safe, cause you never would have expected a text at 3am.

also, cell phones suck. you have one for long enough, and then people think they can reach you 24 hours a day, no matter where you are or what your doing. like owning a cell phone gives you that obligation to be accessible to people. and then you dont answer, and your voicemail says your avoiding them.

Yeah, this post is pointless. but this is what i think at random at 4:30 in the morning. and you woulda known that, but I probably didnt answer the phone when you called.

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

was the color of my clover shaped glasses - and mark's beer goggles, which we 'sold' for 2 lemondrop shots last night.

I freakin love saint patrick's day.

vodka 7, car bomb, vodka 7, fire rock, lemondrop, fire rock, vodka 7, vodka 7, vodka 7, car bomb, double vodka 7, vodka-somesorta-cran-oj-mix + no water before bed = BIG 7am headache.

Nothing ibuprofen and 3 hours more sleep couldn't cure. It's been 3 years since the last time I woke up feelin that bad.

Will not repeat.

pps

its a good thing they kick u outta bars, cuz i could stay here all night.